After much anticipation and Dear Utol (2025): Week 8 Highlights Episode 45plenty of problems, the Rio 2106 Olympics Opening Ceremony kicked off on Friday night.
But don't worry -- if you happened to have a life and missed the thrilling ceremony, we've got everything you missed right here.
From thermal blankets to creepy spiders, here's all the action from the opening ceremony of the 2016 Rio Olympics. (Note: These are all totally accurate descriptions.)
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1. Thermal blankets

2. Fireworks, duh

3. Russian athlete's urine samples
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4. A big paper plate

5. Massive spiders

6. The Matrix

7. A sweet weave

8. Parkour!
Via Giphy9. It was actually pretty sweet
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10. Gisele Bündchen walked
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11. Then there was basically a rave
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12. There was fisting

13. And a big cock

14. There were wigs

15. Each country was led in by bicycle

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16. There were really big cheese graters

17. Thankfully, there was dabbing
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18. And a beautiful man, covered in oil

19. Of course the rings were also revealed
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