There's no better tool to get us through difficult times than a classic work of literature.
For one second grader,Alanis (2017) that work is the Diary of a Wimpy Kidseries, which chronicles the journey of young Greg Heffley as he bumbles his way through middle school.
SEE ALSO: 5-year-old learns to write first word thanks to Gwen Stefani's 'Hollaback Girl'Is it troubling that this small child already has the angst of a teen? Maybe, but it also means he has a wonderful secret diary, an excerpt from which was published by his parent, Redditor Effex, on Reddit Wednesday.

Replace "2nd grade" with middle school, and it's a direct quote from Wimpy Kid. But that's okay -- this little guy clearly has great taste in books, and besides, you can write whatever the hell you want in your own diary.
See you in Hollywood, kid.
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