Even if Taylor Swift and celebrity cock - Watch Hot naked male celebrities cock videosCalvin Harris never, ever get back together -- ever! -- their German wax figures can stay in love forever. Well, unless they go down in flames.
Talvin is currently alive and well at the The Hofbräuhaus Berlin beer hall in traditional Bavarian clothes to celebrate Oktoberfest, which begins on Sept. 23. You jealous, Tom Hiddleston?
SEE ALSO: Here's why the theory that Taylor Swift is a satanist clone absolutely checks outThe figures are just the latest in what has been a big year for Wax Taylor Swift.
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Swift has an acoustic guitar, should the drunken crowd demand a show.

Harris has ear plugs and headphones, so he's ready to go into DJ mode at any moment.

Would you like a close up of Harris' pretzel? Here you go!

Harris recently opened up about how rough their very public breakup was for him, but he did fave Swift's video of herself singing his song at Gigi Hadid's fashion show, so maybe all hope is not lost.